I'm Gabriel Haines, a Miami-based creator making daily crypto parody and the creator of The Max Extractor, a crypto dark comedy series.
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A crypto dark comedy series. Created by Gabriel Haines. The official trailer has more than 357K views on X.
Presenting the official trailer for THE MAX EXTRACTOR
— Gabriel M Haines (@gabrielhaines) October 6, 2026
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